Isaac Vazquez

Asst. Coach - LJ/TJ
About Isaac Vazquez

Isaac Vazquez hails from the rolling hills of Arcadia, Wisconsin. Like most citizens of Arcadia, he was raised by wolves from ages 3-13. This helped him learn how to work well with others and survive the harsh Wisconsin winters. When asked about it, Isaac said, “I’m really grateful for my time as a member of the wolf pack. It taught me a lot and I wouldn’t be who I am today without it.” Learning this about Isaac, helps you understand his lack of social skills. Isaac is also one of the highest ranked and most successful chicken catchers in western Wisconsin, despite lacking athleticism and speed.*

*We cannot confirm the validity of any of the information in these biographies. Read with discretion. It's probably not true. But it could be.

Interesting Facts
  • Years Coaching: 3
  • Favorite TV Show/Movie: The Office
  • Favorite Candy/Snack: Fresh fruit, Beef Jerky, Sunflower Seeds, Dried Mangoes
  • Hobbies: Hanging out with my wife, Fly Fishing, Biking, kayaking,
  • Education: THE University of Wisconsin LaCrosse
  • Favorite Quote: Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. -Michael Scott